A dog unwittingly sits upon and destroys the one-dimensional world of Linedia, killing millions of innocent points and line segments.

A cigarette, not to be confused with a homosexual.

hideous freak starts reciting a URL before everyone stops listening

You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Arnold Schwarzenegger in that scene from Predator where he covers himself in mud to mask his heat signature.

The Sun is unable to be close to those he loves without incinerating them.

Mr. Greyface is very displeased!

The Peeps marshmallow is unable to hear you because it is too far away.

Onyx is giving you the raspberry

A HOERSIE, YAY!

Rocket-powered pogostick is exactly as dangerous and awesome as it sounds

Middle class, white, American teenager cries about how difficult his life is because he feels he does not belong.