a male cactus crying cos his bitch has left him for a red dollar sign

small anime brick falls in love with queen anime brick

batman drools over the idea of a skimpy sidekick costume. red, green and yellow, he thinks. ooooh yeah thats the stuff!

last guy was too retarded to paint so he requests i paint a "crustie" i am also retarded so you dear doodler are our last hope!!

a picture of either a really large penis with a regular sized elephant inside it or a regular sized penis with a really tiny elephant in it.

apparently i'm gay. thank you internet...

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man stalks a female friend via family tree

SUPAH HAPPY FUN TIME GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

KFC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a robot trips out on LSD an curses it's creators for making it's eyes bleed

a flower fixes a washing machine in a city

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catwoman giving you the sexy eyes

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