Sniper is bes player at chest due the perfection of saying check M8!

Scout can't read

Soldier wins money from booger pickin' contest and use it to make THE as in the newspaper

Engi enters room, see scout with medic holding hands, falls over and dies of heart breakage

The Engi that (get this twist) COULDN'T!

Blue team gang bangs Red team and Medic has baby thing?

Sniper is all out of piss NOOOO

Heavy is much furious for being much M. Butin (mr. swag)