A fat man with a moustache and a hat jumping. He has a tic attached to his leg.

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Pac-man holding swords.

A duck-tree thing.

HAL 9000's fancy calligraphy.

A raven-haired child with a purple and black striped sweater saying he's tortured.

Hyperbole and a Half shooting lasers out of her eyes. Both are different sizes, strangely.

Roxas and Axel.

A guy shooting two arrows using the force at two flying, golden ducks.

The upper right of a number 8 ball. Nothing special here.

A heart-spider in outer space orbiting a Saturn-like planet while an epic explosion goes off behind it.

I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave.