2 deep 4 u

A cripple can't stand up. I will masturbate to this.

I look into the mirror and realize I am not the man I once was. No, I am a bear.

Poor chicken decided to game-jump into Frogger. He won't regenerate. Time to call in Crush-It Carl

Animal Crackers over a drop of blood

DC decides to make Aquaman a black man who kills fine white gentlemen.

Stripper Snorlax looking for some hoes to fuck.

VALVe's most anticipated game floating in a Fanta-sea.

I'm from reddit and I find this offensive. We'll hack you stupid 4chodes.

EXTREME IRONY

The answer is 42.

Botnet and Freeware argue about Flash Gordon