my pet crab being a complete dick

lt"h' . really thats all it says.

most intense picture on doodle or die ever this fucking rabies turtle is flung into the air with some fish thats like "fuck off ohgodnonono"

This is why men shouldnt cook

New Chain

This site has officially been ruined by autistic kids.

The strange person with two heads, neck thats split in two, toe ribs that jut out, and beins on his torso that make him look like a nose.

New Chain

You get to start a new Doodle Chain! What should the next player draw?

my only expression

It would be less awkward if Awkward was fully spelled.

thats...where the fuck did that guy get that big ass mouse im so jelly up in here

No it's Oprah Winfrey, im positive.

Well..it kinda looks like your pants are your fucking shirt too.

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