The dark sky boiled and pink lightening crashed overhead as I, in a fever, dreamed of tiny ballerinas.

The little W says "NO."

The aliens are lost!

Nemo's friend Ellen and the dinosaur thing from Mario send brain signals to that yellow japanese cartoon monster thing

The sun eats a crying snake, viciously, while making fun of it.

Man shaves nuts.

The butt mushroom finally caught up with you.

Jacob is sad because of his giant swollen leg.

Dragon-Snake lights nude gentleman on fire

Penis Wolf goes to jail.

I scrambled ALL the spaghetti. Ketchup won't fix it.

Emeril the Fox creates a new planet

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