Sometimes in the graveyard a floating head will appear at night to bleed from its anus.

A flying pink dildo flies over the ocean. Also, there is an oil spill.

A house that is poorly constructed.

Pacman has a gun, and plans to kill.

A man valiantly saves a rubber duck from some blue and yellow portal. He shouts, "Stop."

Some Homestuck nonsense.

"Suicide is clearly your fault." "My shorts eat them."

A stack of pickles grows a face and sentience.

A blue cat has a horrible amount of purple mites on it - even so, it remains smiling.

A slice of pizza that emits grey blots of lightning.

A baby circle-person is confused by a fallen t-shirt.

A shit stained shirt drives a man to vomiting.