Sir, Crewman Black reporting all clear, Sir. No phallic instruments aboard the flying carpet, Sir!

Mommy monster is sad because she is trying on new dresses and her teenage daughter monster is making fun of her for being old.

On the surface it says no cussing. But if you look deeper you can see the subliminal message telling you to get naked with a sheep.

A naked lady pickle lays on a bed while her naked pickle lover yells at their cockblocking pickle neighbors who brought over their bee baby.

A modern art piece exploring themes of loss, mortality, and conflict while eschewing the elegiac note that such topics could inspire. Fingers.

Strawberry shortcake is heartbroken and contemplating killing herself.

Grilled cheese sandwich head man gets a tan on the beach.

A blue octopus waters his sunflower.

A man with a gun runs for his life while being chased by two zombies, one of which has lost an arm.

Two racial slurs dressed in pink school uniforms battle it out in an epic thumb war.

A bald and bearded Dorothy points down the yellow brick road toward some mountains in the distance.

A furry, reading the newspaper while wearing his fursuit like a fucking pervert, claims to not be interested in porn.

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