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Turtle with golden locks wanting a bomb ass carrot while a creepy guy stares at it

Doodle or Die

infomercial for a Pasta Saver. Don't spill that shit.

A guy sexed a hooker, had a smoke, then got raped by a nasty looking plum.

a dog in the sun,with a head of lettuce stuck to its butt.

flamingo doesnt know what a tree is

Angry ass cheese

poop triangle

Gaywad realizes he is a cigarette.

New Chain

T-Rex getting punched in the dino-hat.

New Chain

he broke my wiener.

New Chain

Dirty ass ho with a dirty ass stink hole.

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