Baby learned how to create a force field around herself. Now when parents try picking her up, she pushes them away and says can't touch this

...as she lifted her knife to finish her husband off. The duck, bleeding, wearing his bowtie, looked up at her and asked,"Mildred...why...?"

Renamon gets jealous when people pay attention to her shark friend, who has way bigger tits than her.

In communist Russia, anyone attacks no one!

The more you know. Apologies can be accepted.

Boobies and enchiladas, what a night!

The king is racing in his go-kart and the steering wheel breaks in his hand. The assassin smiles, his plan worked perfectly.

Julius Caesar high as a motherfuck.

$7,000 picture at your local art exhibit.

A wizard turns a black dude into the letter 'T'. Black dude is disappointed at the letter choice is seems.

A Velociraptor staring at a Brontosaurus' cleavage.

Your computer's reaction after it checks your internet history.