the shot scribble! call 911, he's lost so much blood! I don't think he will make it. NOOOOOO!!!

your mom is a ~~

gangsta kirby in da hood he is gonna eat your food if you stop him, he will shoot since he is just in the mood

you wake up with no legs, only one arm and a douchy haircut. a punker offers you a nutella toast, while smiling madly. what will you do?

you wake up with a nice hat on. a guy in front of you tells you a velociraptor is eating your hat. you can feel the drool. what will you do?

a uniball! like a unicorn, just with a ball on its forehead instead of the horn.

ninja giraffe can't be a part of team ninja. it's not stealthy enough!

you wake up in a medieval setting with only one arm and a rose in your hand. there is a green, hairy monster before you. what will you do?

the pope is still against condoms. i hope he doesnt get AIDS. actually, i dont...

mommy is shocked when all of reality suddenly turned purple.

a cookie fighting the evil milk carton overlord, protected by his army of milk glasses. give them ninja swords and sunglasses!

kitty with fluffy hair pretending to be a lion. it nearly fooled me, but its clearly not a lion!