Big Fat Pig. Staring at you. With dead, cold eyes.

Mugging a ghost.

A man with pointy feet and hands showing someone how to do a handstand. He's pretty good, but he leans like the Tower of Pisa.

godzilla chasing a man with a portable tv on his head.

cats walking by the sea at sunset in antarctica

Brittney Spears got a perm. Again.

A roller disco, basketball playing, karate-chopping, afro-wearing moose doing gymnastics as his trusty disco ball looks on.

A fish lying on the railroad, waiting to be run over... how does it breathe???

Using Google.

Doodle or Die

A He-man shaking hands with someone else through a mirror.

A butterfly has been squashed and pinned on a card.

A guy climbs all the way to the top of the mountain only to fall back down again.

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