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Demoman flies into space and discovers a giant taco
Sniper has been selling lemonade. RED and BLU scouts know better
Minnie went to the appearance medical centre. She was diagnosed with ugly
Sentry having a ninja duel with a sapper
Medic experiments on Saxton Hale and wombats to create a superbeing
Engie discovers a new species of (not) bird, the man bird
Soldier failed to pay off his hat debt
Nyan cat?
Fairy/Dogking femgineer emits a rainbow from her paw with (the stereotype of) TUMBLR in it
Tentaspy is eating his young, who is trying to escape via the nose
Heavy has food poisoning. Or worse...
Spy reads a shitpost at an ungodly hour of the morning