A sad old man's wife tells him she's leaving him. There is no more passion. He cannot muster up the courage to stop her.

your lunch wonders if you are cheating on it with another menu item.

The world serpent awakens to poisin the sky. Ragnarok has come.

A child weeps in the corner between dimensions. She knows not where she is. Where has the laughter gone?

Susan Strong has regrets about eating the candy kingdom.

The treasure chest opens... And the dungeon item is..... A trio of wigs?

a tiny slug has a disagreeable giraffe head growing out of his back. He should probably get that checked out.

Sponge Bob's cousin, who is a blue kitchen sponge, can't get to the cookies.

Mario, having not learned from Icarus' mistake, gets too close to the sun. His wing hat melts off, causing him to plummet into the ocean.

A disagree-able fellow.

Doctor Who?

The Wizard of Duh makes an exit.