hot blonde in blue underwear scopes out two guys. one of them, named mason, has a large finger, the other a very small finger.

A magikarp using splash and vomiting simultaneously

A narwhal with legs

Your waifu

A depressed floating island with a castle about to shoot itself due to its lack of exploration

My soul at a keyboard. Or, a large black depressed looking figure w/ no limbs sitting in front of a foldout tray in presumably an airplane