A rebel pissing the word hello in cursive into snow. There is another man creepily watching his take a piss while saying "K."

Guy yelling at homeless man shitting naked in his own shit.

2 goldfish in a bowl of really blue water. The water is shockingly blue and is not healthy for the fish.

Sperm with glasses represents the hood

Green man telling yellow mirror with face to give him a handjob.

Spoc tells a black potato with a wooden crank in it that "HAIL SATAN" is "Most illogical."

The word "Rave" with light in the background.

A man named Richard "humped and dumped" buttercup from the Powerpuff girls.

A kawaii bull pretending to be a cow.

Doodle or Die

Middle aged white man tells his grey haired mother with herpes on her lip that he no longer shits his pants because he gave up coffee.

The anti-magic school bus running over a tomato

New Chain

The cat in the hat robbing a liquor store.

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