Peter Parker is a greedy bitch.

amnesia: the dark descent

Vaguely disappointed and embarrassed.

Fat cat person is being massaged by a gigantic foot on a bed.

do stuff together! U is for you and me! N is for anyplace and anytime at all out here in the deep blue sea!

mediocre cat with a moustache

A sad crackwhore is surprised by a tiger in prison!

coolio says the blue tornado

I'm sorry about the yarn

A bunch of gay guys touch Peter Parker's butt. He is impressed!

A clown is sad that black people get to be on shirts.

I want a snake on a box, says the mediocre brown boy