The best part of waking up is Soldier in your cup.

Heavy doesn't like that you said hats are nonsense. He wants you to know that hats are SERIOUS FUCKING SHIT, OKAY?

Spy enjoys golden showers from Sniper more than he should. He's particularly ugu about being pissed on.

BLU Tentaspy confesses his true feelings for the enemy Engineer.

Drug dealing at your local walmart.

Redhead juggalo anime waifu.

Spanish yodeling with accompanying lute.