hAllo i 'm green cankh maek yore aqwecntance? p;;sed to meat yuo,.hal;;o

You gotta stop beating yourself up over this, man. It was just a worm. Why can't I shake it after all this time? Maybe one more drink...

$wag Je$us has been crucified for your hip-hop sins, dawg. Are you thug enuff to praise his sick flow to the unbelievers?

Are you frustrated? Are you dumbfounded, flustered? I can see you are round. There is a darkened hole in the wall, perhaps it holds answers.

Pokémon/Battlestar Galactica crossover. Tonight's episode: Pikachu flies through space under his own power while pursued by a Cylon raider.

I'll have lettuice on white, hold the everything else. Oh yeah, that's beautiful.

making fun of other languages shows true cultural sensitivity and totally doesn't showcase cultural centrism and ignorance and unoriginality

A repeat offender: he has it in for metal links. Somebody ought to stop this madman.

un hombre con un perro and they're en un circulo de las flammas green oh no i think they;re in troubel???

an hoers

The end of the universe is inevitable.

Tell me, o great philosopher: what is the purpose of existence, if not to play video games all day?