A bird flies with the aid of pink wings that have grown out of the top of its head; a man looks on and is amazed

Ducks perform tug-of-war on a naked green man; the green man is sad to be in this predicament

dynamite stick's mom jumps out of cake erotically; he, shocked, ignores this scene and wishes his squid wife, Mofo, a good day at work.

DAD... I knew I would find you on the human internet machine... if i looked hard ENOUGH

A girl looks at you, unimpressed

The Scarecrow from wizard of Oz is not at all pleased with his new mannequin head

a goldfish surrounded by a mysterious white aura and accompanied by three pink asterisks swims through the sea

A man sits huddled in a corner, staring in abject horror at the pizza that is flying toward his window

A man trapped in a prison designed like the American flag escapes, screaming "American!"

Ronald McDonald is in trouble at the big spelling bee

Promoting Canadian bilingualism by refusing to speak French and drawing a beaver

some kind of tim burton skeleton but with pencils jabbed into it

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