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Poutine, please.

"You can suck on my Banana," says the smiling banana with arms drawn on, wearing a backwards baseball cap. He is a rebel from the late 90s.

Puss in Boots takes up new profession, Ninja, which is accompanied with a wardrobe change.

Bald unibrow'd person is pregnant, wearing unflattering pink polka-dot dress. Almost run over by car because car is disgraced by the dress.

Person with curly mac 'n cheese for hair who needs a bangs trim.

What the fuck is this?? Wobbuffet finds three black bowling balls. He then goes crazy with pink and orange silly string.

Angry orange scalene triangle uses silver cross to stab a large Kirby who has a human head balanced on-top of body. Head bleeds, Kirby okay.

A landshark in a Chiquita Banana peel prepares to molest Shrek. Banana-Shark's strange neck & bad pun brings Shrek to tears during the act.

Orangutan made of dots.

Doodle or Die

There's no change in the US. There's only one quarter and one Hitler-sans-'stache coin. The other 4 were touched by the messed up Twisted plus sign.

Doodle or Die

Black and white woman with 50s hairdo opens floral pink curtain to window. She says, "Guys and their weird requests" in pink text.

Red bull gives humans wings, but Orange bull gives black cars wings.

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