Doodle or Die

Bullshit

A man running away from his fat wife

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals

A slug looking at a broken disk

An interracial couple

The pacman ghost took a shit

Medusa

Electronic Arts

Stickman exploding into gore. Obviously, the retarded aspie artist sucks at drawing and deserves to die a painful, slow death in a fire.

A Texas abortion clinic

An ugly fat kid standing among stickmen.

New Chain

Ridiculous superhero

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