A happy spider.
A boy crying because the pink and purple pony on the TV said their mom died.
Jersey Shore is on TV. (Quick, change the channel.)
Homestuck Fortress 2.
I WANT TO PLAY A GAME. WHAT DO YOu SAY??
A sad drop of rain followed by two more drops, two clouds, a bit of fire, and a curly plant.
Some doofus typing really fast.
Draw a puppy.
Chell.
"Oh shit" duck.
A naked lady covered with censor bars.
Someone really likes cheese.