A can of Dr. Pepper wants Tobuscus to kill himself because it's the only way they can be together

This Pokémon is Seadra!

A flamingo that watches a nuclear blast and eats brown pizza

A fatty with short legs and huge hairy hands

sticks and leaves

yellow 666 vs the Nazis

The devil has a pot of spaghetti and his hair is long and blonde. He's shouting "YA!"

A ninja eating yellow marshmallows on a huge pile of tortoises

Six black dots in two lines horizontally

Jedward

A tornado tries to hit on another tornado who gets sad

A car is driving to a river on a ground of shit