What the hell, I didn't order this! Is this... a tankard of urine? Who would do this!?

Chibi Dahvokiin is such a nerd, he corrects dragons' grammar!

Baby Bob Ross in an adorable Bee Costume.

And this... THIS IS SUPER SAYAN 1,586,764!

I'm just going to type until I use all 140 characters. Do you have any idea how many letters that actually is? Not A lot. You must draw a b-

Stu Pickles snapped! He's Strangling Tommy in the dark, the spider told him to. Tommy is wearing a Mario hat?

Rainbow fire in a bottle is great for burning junkmail! Only 17 payments of $19.99!

Would you kindly draw Andrew Ryan?

I the great and powerful Nine-thousand four-hundred eighty-seven! I command you to draw your computer, your favorite food, and your cat.

A flying turtle wearing a golden necklace with mana crystals on it.

A scribble occupying the airspace of a roller coaster loop-de-loop. The scribbles are in portal colors.

Fire Hydrants can't climb stairs; no legs.