Equius broke his horn because he was juggling swords. Dirk lectures him about why we don't do that.

Rose is in armour or a dress I can't tell. But she's lifting what appears to be nothing.

Dave is in a bad sitcom

Vriska rants about nachos while John(?) stares in horror from a corner

John and Dave swap god tier pajamas

nepeta ships everything

Nepeta's not dead. She's just sleeping. In a pool of her own blood. Yeah.

Karkat's horns are missing and he's very worried. (probably because he's that much more of a mutant)

Red skinned girl wondering if the man she is pursuing has the booty. He does.

AU where Sburb can't load fast enough and Dave dies

Dave asks Rose to kiss him. Rose is grossed out.

Kanaya lecturing Gamzee and Tavros. Gamzee's just smiling while Tavros is unhappy