A red potato wishes for a painful death.

Close-up of Snap's expression as he loses a poker game to Crackle and Pop

Peter Pan wants to Americanize the United Kingdom.

Scratchy drawing of candle burning low. Gray background w/ black vignette. flame clear to back in center, w/ orange inner cone & yellow out

Planet Quizzler

Why I'm afraid to play the new Assassin's Creed... and why I fear brave souls.

hospitalized for self-destructive nose-writing

The Eco-Crown is bestowed upon the humble bumblebee

A man covered in sores accuses a judge of disobeying the law by falsifying evidence, but the judge is the law so the man is guilty.

Invisible wizards can melt your face.

Salt and pepper! Bread and butter! What goes up the chimney?

Kirby tryin' his darned best to become a pepperoni pizza.