Alien worms attempt to breed with TV

Ok girl, I only have one nostril but I can smell what you're doing.

Bank robber - when you rob a bank. Robber bank - a bank that robs you.

No need for maths, I can sing!

Poor bloodlied little thing was squeeze through a valve.

Why does everybody want to kill me :-(

And today's lucky number is...

The key to the sword

Wintery lips after eating sweet chilli

A junkie in the alley

Hot dog