Asscrap, will you be my waifu?

Nazi Blimp

Black child doesn't know that 2+2=4. He gets angry and shits himself, however you are unable to tell 'cuz he smelt that way the whole time.

New Chain

People don't draw or describe what is actually there, so why bother writing something that won't be followed?

Pikachu looking at the element of oxygen while a TNT block is going off

Batman

Onii likes men's peepee in his butt

TYPICAL NIGHT AT THE SHOJO FRAT HOUSE ANII-KI.

Going to work.

Dicks. Dicks Everywhere.

Green and blue sabers clash with Cancer.

Praise the sun.

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