M&Ms are racist against Caucasians.

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Man-Robot loves Woman-Apple.

A purple gerbera with a crown says FUCK MATH.

A grill cooks a steak.

A filthy, drunken Irishman whips a perverted, subhuman German. They are love. Gay, gay love.

A man gleefully pokes a lizard to get it to move.

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