Two shit-faced aliens attempt to catch a large empty pie pan.

A man passes out after smelling the foul toxic fumes emitted from a ballet dancer's present who is leaping overhead. Holy fuck.

A fat woman fingers herself while holding a shitty revolver to her own head. Her breasts are swelling to the size of ripe cantaloupes

A black Jamaican man with an erect hat is fucking the third wing of a shit-eating aircraft. Did I mention that he is eating an eclair?

A fucking shit-faced aborted fetus holding a god damn transparent seashell to his face. Meanwhile two Mexican shoes approach overhead. Damn.

A shit-eating red ant with a huge ass red penis with a spiky extension attached to his back under the blazing Mexican sun. Who gives a shit.

Meowth. Fucking Meowth. How do I start? He has a shit-eating grin that encompasses his fucking hoe face. He's saying "YER TALKIN BOUT ME?"

The god damn whore Princess Peach getting ready to stuff a huge fiery cock up her little pink vagina. Did I mention that she is in space?

A god damn shit-eating green dragon taking a big ass dump in the filthy Mayan River that nobody gives two shits about.

A fucking shit-eating Mexican house with two god damn green windows and a fucking red roof. Who gives a damn about that grey roof? Fuck that

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What should they draw? Who the fuck fucking gives a shit. "Not me," said the god damn shit-eating motherfucker. Holy fuck.

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