Draw me a monster. Not a shitty drawing either, it needs to be on par with the illustrations in "Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark".

Hot dog man chases down Dave Chappel, even though he is split in half.

Hell freezes over and satan's personality changes in accord.

Reginald is on the phone with Beartato and is taken aback at something Beartato said.

B^U.................

Carl Sagan and Scrappy Boo are selected to be the first to walk on mars. However, they must make it there on foot.

A warning, then the line ends. But as a footnote, no diving in undesignated diving areas.

Man with huge red lips and a cross-dressing bald man are in love.