Two lesbians are getting married and a very conservative bush is all like, "NOOOO" and they're like, "get with the times, bush"

Redditor finds a sexy new lady friend, then scares her away

A hand. But not just any hand, no. The most beautiful, majestic, incredible, veiny, delicious, lickable, fuckable hand ever seen by man.

Man inside a giant condom getting kissed by woman asks her in a panic where her condom is

A transvestite duck with a thing for hentai orders a junior bacon cheeseburger at Hardee's

Pepe meets a grill