Dis 8-bit italian plumber is a GANGSTA

Loch Ness Monster has forgotten someone's birthday. Uh oh!

Schroedinger's Richard

Cute fat australian animal with questionable ethics.

Giant snail throws baguettes and potatoes at harmless people in a horrifying slime-by.

Jean Claude Van Damme is forced to do the splits for the rest of his life - he becomes a bridge over a calm river for invisible villagers.

Sailor has been commanded to test the air for saltiness with his tongue whilst raising his arm as punishment for almost starting WW3

Cyclops cat is too busy playing with a dead mouse to notice a bulldozer coming.

A Pear with skinny legs is amazed that a VERY tiny beetroot wearing a 'Team Jacob' shirt can speak.

A masterpiece

Jack ate the magic bean instead of planting it. He seems to enjoy the results anyway.

The boy with no neck takes his cereal very seriously and will use either his super fight moves or top legal knowledge on anyone in his way