festive owo

the saddest whale

hot cinnamon bun

neapolitan infinity gauntlets

spider threatening an elephant

carbon footprint (good luck fucker)

big tiddy goth gf

Alien from The Alien™ movie.

The Hotest Waifu™

vampire's order is wrong at starbucks. he's mad, the barista is mad. everything is horrible.

I'm just a bug and life is a NIGHTMARE

FRESNO NIGHTCRAWLERS AAAAAAAAAAA