Now introducing: The cutest bird of paradise ever! Look for it in a store near you beginning 2014.

The aliens have finally located the smurfs and their tasers are set on kill!

Batman lost his powers...oh wait... Batman just decided to use shark and tiger repellent to fight the massive goose invasion.

OMG GUYZ IDK WUT JERK WOAN IZ

Seahorse pokemon is a PROUD honorable Japanese man!

Hitler is kissing a sandwich

Getting a tattoo feels good...really, really good.

Shark is to fish as cat is to fire.

A poisonous African frog has bundled itself beneath some leaves floating in space

Robin will only blow bubbles with PURE GUM

A tramp stamp on a woman's palm

A woman in a restaurant exclaims, "What a delicious pile of poo!"