I am a piggy with a curly tail and brown hair near my rear.

"BAHH!" say your eggs, for their glasses have broken. Their left eye has turned red.

All I have is my knapsack and my magic carpet.

I am a sad refrigerator, in an empty room. The room with the purple carpet and brown walls. I am bleeding, I think I was stabbed in my gut.

I am Mario, from the Nintendo game. What's that behind me? I say NO

I'm a mean shark with big teeth, and I prefer to spend my time hanging out on grass instead of the ocean.

Cleveland Indians

Marsupial thinks of his home while he rereads his suicide note.

April 13. My birthday. I don't think I can take this one, I'm going to take the easy way out.

CARROT BOMB!