A man with an erect penis is standing with his legs apart, and a baby is falling (presumably from his anus hole, don't hold me to that).

A man drops four dark brown muffins (with very tiny purple dots) because a huge muffin with big purple dots is screaming at him

Aa Bb Cc Dd... on fire.

ORANGE!:]

A blue jelly bean, a gray jelly bean, and a green jelly bean. Above it, the words "Jelly Been". You read that right. Been. That's in purple.

A gigantic Elder Scroll looms over High Hrothgar. It has the Oblivion logo on it. If you've never played the games good luck... :I

the ice king from Adventure Time has morphed into a blue vagina (with a crown) and says, "I AM YOUR KING"

A flower in a pot

Shitty doodle

A gray woman's nipple stabbed with a box-cutte with two tiny stab-wounds present. It is frowning, with green paint coming down her breast

A scrotum torn off the body, next to a naked blonde's sweet ass, wanting nothing more than to dip into that, but unable to move

A wired duck.

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