Someone please help, I'm tied up in my home and I only have my iPad in reach. someone to draw me some sort of blade so I can cut loose!

a Republican

PUNY GOD

This fuckin guy before me couldn't draw "ninja detective is on the loose" so instead he draw a pretty fuckin solid dragon.

A man with his arms crossed, wearing sunglasses gives out political advice, thus revealing to us his severe mental retardation.

A turtle was present during the formation of the universe as we know it. AKA The Big Bang.

A round turd with blue lips gets a tan

Yoshi's tongue leaps toward a giant rectum with eyes

Fatman Fatman Fatman Fatman Fatman Fatman Fatman Fatman Fatman Fatman and a blue sky

A Dachsund is very upset that his faggot owners went and got him the gayest, most lame, cliche'd outfit for a weiner dog ever.

Aborted infant frying on a griddle with the text "jacked" above it.

Rear view of a bear with down syndrome or some shit