Sir Tusk the Elephant sits quietly, drinking his tea and keeping warm under his British flag blanket, pondering the short comings of man.

The city that never sleeps is in mutual love with the bucket that never spills.

The Two faced demon holds one black and one blue wrapped candy. One saves your soul, the other seals your doom. His grin leaves you cold.

Cyber Duck has recently had his wings reinforced with titanium, and his eye modified to shoot lasers. Good for him.

5 nights of labor and 7 pickaxes have yielded you a 5 floor castle on Hardcore. Too bad you left the door open on the first floor. "Ssss..."

Someone felt the need to disagree by peeing in the snow.

A plastic Army man toy shoots a chewing gum lasso from the hand that's not carrying his awesome tmp.

A small child is reaching for something his turtle roommate can't. What a great guy.

Death politely waits for you to return to consciousness before he reaps your soul.

R2-D2 was sick of standing by and watching the Sith get away with terrible evil, so he has decided to become the hero the Jedi deserve.

HADUKEN

Someone was obviously murdered in the middle of their work of art. Why do good people suffer?