"We want slaves," says Blue-X-On-Red-Background-istan. LOC PISS OFF!" America replies, oddly inconsistant with its typical speech patterns.

The tallest building in the town watches with horror as it realizes the meteor is on a collision course with its beautiful windows.

OH MY THERE WILL BE BLOOD

A three-legged man with an olive for a head summons all of his great power to defeat a leather shoe, once and for all.

A zombie doesn't want ice cream.

The swag devil is coming to town.

********************snort*

two-eyed spider wearing a raiden hat in the dark

The corndexter cried as he realized he would never meet a plant as smart as him. He did his hair in the style of Detective Conan in penance.

spongebob, now in 2D!!!

I. A statement of existence. Of realizing that one is oneself. Of refusing to blend in to the herd.

Cirno has had it with being called an idiot. She's come up with the Final Solution for this namecalling.