In an alternative universe earth has a calculator as moon. The calcolator also has 5 nazisatelites.

My future girlfriend :3

A sadist man is using a condom and god is sad :(

overused unfunny 4 chan meme. Paint instead ferret working with a laptop :3

A twister with a indentity crisis with swastika people running away.

A stupid guy tries to paint a swastika but fails horribly

A caveman with sunglasses.

Mario rape a delicious pizza while peach is watching.

A deformed men with hands coming out of his face. (WTF I don't even)

3 Fax machines are partying hard with hitler.

A Dinosaur egg about to crack and time travelling hitler.

A woman lies. Like always.

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