Master Chief is being accused (by a Doom demon) of insensitivity because his title contains the word "Master." The future is now, old man!
a piece of poop winning gold
A bald eagle wearing sunglasses in front of the USA flag
Bob got an f on his thesis statement today. Don't worry bob. 90% of all english classes are completely worthless in the working world.
ah aha hah I don't know what you should draw but it has to be hometsuck i cna't make up my mind
Anime plays Texas holdem.
Nessie in Loch Piss.
Broccoli is having a party and you're not invited
banana hitler subjugates the oranges
blue hand man
F is for friends, but U and N don't have the little abbreviation periods after them so I guess they don't stand for anything in this case??
Halo guy decimates noob.
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