A platypus offers a small penguin a pot of green food.

Earnest-looking green dinosaur can't keep his tongue in his mouth.

Beleaguered Nyan cat coughs up rainbow blood. He is dying of chicken pox.

A homeless snowman wearing a fire-colored grass skirt hugs an armful of rainbow kittens.

Three stars laugh behind another star's back

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Pickle unicycling

Mustached squid-horses are sexy, right?

Miranda "The Cat Lady" and her lover

Woman in red bikini with no legs says "I'm so fuckin sexy!!"

Purple snake suffocates something green.

Barney is happy when he thinks of a bowling pin.

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