Dear diary, today I beat another plebeian in a game of grafitti noughts and crosses.

DWAFS LGUNDR ODF KOHRAH

Kanye West became a Jedi.

A radioactive accident transformed an orange into a dirty, unshaven rapist.

Slice of life anime about the wacky aeons of the celestial bodies of our galaxy. Main character is the ultra moe Sun-chan. BY GAINAX

DUKE TOOTHEM

Eggs on drugs

Yogurt is for fags. But this one is pretty cool.

A wabsite full of cancer and plebeians.

HOLY FUCK IT'S A DEMONIC FLYING PICKLE THAT WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING WE LOVE AND CARE FOR!

Samus Aran has meatballs inside her brain

All those... moments... will be lost in time, like tears... in... rain. Time... to die...