Externally I smile, but internally all I know is sorrow.

Extreme Yoga 101: so extreme it will break your spine and kill you.

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neighbor cannot afford alarm clock radio

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R is the happiest letter in the entire English alphabet.

"no football" shouts the invisible man in front of the sign indicating there is to be no sliced bread here.

"Worship me" declares the man, but the sock puppets do not care, they only wish to make out.

Cloudman is not phased by the mysterious lavabeam

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ur mom

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Is I'm going to die?

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