Caliborn says the important stuff.

BLUH BLUH HUGE SPIDER BITCH

dave is kicked so hard in the groin area that he becomes a raging homosexual

*SWEATS NERVOUSLY*

Senpai will never notice Jake.

Equius sweats out tiny Nepetas.

JAKE MACKIN' ON AN AVATAR POSTER

DAVE. HE DEAD.

Karkat faps to crabdad whilst coincidentally on troll pornhub

Caliborn being a car. As per usual.

Bro walks in on Dave singing along to High School Musical.

Nepeta's quadrant diagram