A giant Goron decides Link needs more minerals in his diet.

1337 vampire likes the rose-colored half of his 3D glasses better.

Overcompensating.

Mighty Zeus, God of Marshmallows

A halo-wearing Spartan is confused by floating lights.

"I would totally make out with you too, but I've got this awful head cold..."

The first attempt to drown Marcie didn't work, so they got something better to weigh her down with.

God is watching you. He is able to watch you because you are a stick figure and he has incarnated as another stick figure.

Man comments on the appearance of Hypno-Toad.

A constipated zebra.

The Dork Side of the Moon

Three women with afros relax in the spa and watch the trees burn.