scp-173 is loose in your butt

take a shower then your dangus won't stink. Why didn't you think of that ya dingus! For your health!

the grim reaper committing seppuku on itself

you died of the aids

ninja free weight

17th century pirate ship attempts to attack and board a US navy Destroyer. It does not go well for them.

muthfucking gangsta ass fives jacking those punk ass busta ones

Gay zombie won't eat guy because he isn't cute enough

angels flies up to space to bless a fried egg flying through space with a comet tail.

shit in milk for breakfast a shit sandwich for lunch and grilled shit and green beans with melted shit for dinner

the entire worlds water supply has been instantly replaced with vodka

It turns out the world is actually flat, stupid science bitches.